All this says to me is look twice and keep driving. And then think of how ridiculous that just was. And then wonder how much the guy dancing is getting paid. Then think it couldn't be nearly enough. Then think how sad his life must be. Then wonder who came up with such a dumb idea. Then associate that lameness with the lame sandwich I would've gotten. Not to mention the unhappy "sandwich artists" who would have made it. Then I think of Jared…

From ridiculous to sad to lame and unhappy. Is that the Subway brand?
In a lame attempt to get me in the store you've completely turned me off. Way to go.

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